I'm Simon Beames, a 20+ year tile expert blending British precision with Colorado grit. Mosaic Mayhem is my wild side—custom iridescent mosaics and modular art like swap-out holiday trays ($45+) and Pikes Peak epics ($500-$1500). British Remodeler handles the pros: leak-proof tile installs for showers, kitchens, and floors starting at $675. No fluff, just real, lived-in pieces for families craving chaos with class. Free consults in Colorado Springs—let's create your shard story. 719-521-8312